Thursday, October 21, 2010

Coochie Coochie

Is Charo still alive and if so, how old is that broad?

Annual visit

I got a piece of cinnamon crumbcake from my Gyno's office today during my visit, and no, that is not a new slang term for the clap.

Friday, October 15, 2010

Do condoms really work?

My husband and I had our first weekend away in over 4 years. Two pregnancies and two baby girls later, needless to say we were long over due for some time alone. With that said, the question I have is, do condoms work? I'm not on any oral contraception and am feeling a bit queasy this entire week. Ummmm, huh? Seriously is this happening or maybe it is all in my head. The drink of the week is water, in order to pee on a stick.