5 O'clock Somewhere

Do vampires wake up and drink coffee or cocktails, since their morning is during happy hour?

I guess it starts at Four

My four-year-old daughter asked my husband the other day which dress she should wear to preschool. "This one, or this one?" she asked. My husband picked one, and she said she decided to wear the other one...because Frank would like it. Um, if I didn't know Frank was a kid in her class I would have been a tad bit concerned. And actually I still am. I guess this all starts at four.