And I Thought Homeownership was a Pain

Seriously, now water is coming in my baby girl's room. What the crap? Maybe this is a sign to move to higher ground. Is San Francisco higher ground? They got all those hills and crap, and Irish coffees.

Soaked and Not in a Good Way

Costa Mexico is under water. There was a kid in a canoe down the street from my rental. Does anyone have any Chardonnay I can borrow? I mean have.